21 April 2025

The Unholy (1988)

The Unholy (1988)
Dir. Camilo Vila

A blind-buy for me that turned out to be a lot of supernatural fun. It stars Ben Cross as a Priest named Michael who gets appointed to a New Orleans parish that has been closed for a few years, for reasons that are shown in the movie's opening scene but which I won't spoil.

Inside the church is an evil presence that strives to influence the newcomer, but Father Michael is determined to resist. Yes, it's another tale of Good vs Evil, Heaven vs Hell, etc, happening on Earth, naturally, because that's where that kind of shit nearly always goes down. 

There's often a trade-off in 1980s supernatural movies — such as good FX but bad acting, or good direction ruined by bad editing — but The Unholy does well right across the board.

14 April 2025

My Cousin Vinny (1992)

My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Dir. Jonathan Lynn

MCV
isn't bursting at the seams with plot, but it makes up for that in spades by having heaps of charm and characters worth caring about.

It’s a comedy about two young New Yorkers (Ralph Macchio and Mitchell Whitfield) who get their asses deep in trouble while driving through Alabama and end up needing a lawyer.

They get Vinny (Joe Pesci). He's a legal fish out of water, but he's got something to prove, so he throws his heart and soul into the work.

The cast are all excellent. Pesci is his usual self and perfect for the role. Marisa Tomei provides great support and tremendous sparkle. And seeing the wonderful Fred Gwynne without bolts in his neck is also a rare treat.

8 April 2025

Uncharted: Comicbook TPB (2012)

Uncharted: Comicbook TPB (2012)
Author: Joshua Williamson | Illustrator: Sergio Sandoval | Page Court: 144

"Hey, Sully! Things are going from bad to worse out here... it's time to roll."

A six-issue miniseries based on developer Naughty Dog's video game franchise of the same name.

I enjoy the parkour, puzzle solving, and exploration aspects of the games very much and am in awe of ND's attention to detail in their world-building, but it's not a franchise that I get overly enthused about beyond that.

For people that love it more than I do, besides a few grammar slip-ups the writing, artwork, and pacing are all good, with characterisation and dialogue that's tonally about as faithful to its video game inspiration as it's possible to get in a comicbook format. All in all, it's an excellent tie-in that feels very much like a proper Uncharted adventure - minus the interactivity, of course.

1 April 2025

Wheels of Fire (1985)

Wheels of Fire (1985)
Dir. Cirio H. Santiago.

If you're suddenly thinking of Manowar, then you have my utmost respect, but the movie predates the song by three years. Oh well; it was a pleasing thought while it lasted.

WoF is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland scenario. With no law to stop them, many people get their kicks being total dicks towards other people. But not Trace (Gary Watkins). Trace is a man of some honour who mostly looks out for his sister Arlie (Lynda Wiesmeier).

If Mad Max rip-offs have taught me anything of value, it's that post-apoc survival requires a pair of well-worn leather kecks and a part luck / part skill ability to drive on dusty roads.

The acting is as you'd expect for this kind of thing, but the car chases are excellent; if someone was to edit them into The Road Warrior (1981) and claim it's an extended cut, then many people could be fooled.